yes, there will be a pop-quiz to follow.

18 08 2009

I’m glad there are still some people following the blog! I thought for sure when we got back on here everyone would have completely forgotten about us.

Good to know I was wrong! Thank you for the warm welcome back! I’m going to try to get Christina back on here as well. I know we’ve both been busy.  She’s got The Purse currently, don’t worry, we’ve still been sending it back and forth and writing in our journal, but haven’t had enough time to actually log onto wordpress and catch you all up on our lives.

Oh, I got a new desk! Which is what I’ve needed all along… somewhere for my laptop to sit so that I don’t keep going in and out of a wireless connection. So now I have no excuses.

Anyway, to fill you all in (on what you really haven’t missed out on):
*Mid-May: I moved (5 hours away from STS).
*Late-May: I left to be in my sister’s wedding the day after moving day, therefore leaving the new house with unopened boxes for a week to have some much-needed family time (which included getting to see Christina!!!!!!!), and I also saw The Facemaker at the wedding, ugh.
*End of May: I got back, was able to unpack and situate myself and work for a couple of months. Decided to start Weight Watchers to lose a few pounds.
*Late July: Went on a 2-week vacation to the mountains. Beautiful. STS and I decided to “take a break” because of the long-distance situation we had going on. Sprained my ankle while stumbling down the stairs drunk, while on vacation (and hanging out with a very cute guy, also drunk). Gave the cute guy head (don’t judge.) Played beer pong. Skinny-dipped.
*Mid-August: Got a visit from the other sister, spent most of our time as tourists in Big City (close to where I live now).
*Early this week: Got another visit, but from an old High School friend who was in the area, a very nice surprise! Watched all 6 seasons of Sex and The City, and also the movie.

So there you have it. Nothing too exciting. Alright, so since I’ve been gone for so long, I’m sure I have well over 2,000 unread GoogleReader messages that I’m probably not going to be able to get to… Anyone willing on catching me up on their life since we’ve been gone in a paragraph?

exes and oh!s,

P.S. How does Tease Me Tuesday sound to you?


back to the grindstone.

18 08 2009

Alright everyone, I’m really back this time. I think…

So, what have I missed?

To catch you up, I’ve broken it off with STS. I was getting a little tired of the long distance thing, so we’re on a bit of a hiatus.

Can’t wait to hear from all of you.

exes and oh!s,

Dirty little secret

9 05 2009

We all have one.

Whether we like being tied up in bed, watch reruns of Seventh Heaven faithfully or didn’t really have a headache last night… we all have secrets.

But there’s a difference between little secrets and dirty little secrets.

I love my job. And I’m all about women’s equality in the world – the workplace, at home, everywhere. I think if a woman cooks, the man should clean up after dinner. If a woman’s going to put all the laundry a way, the man sure as hell better have made sure the clothes made into the washer and from the washer to the dryer.

It’s just fair.

But my dirty little secret, one I will not readily admit to anybody in my life (except maybe BF… and Court, of course), is that…

I want babies.

I want to be married and a mom.

And I want to be a stay at home mom/wife.

Yeck. That was SO hard for me to type.

Soooo not sexy, right? I know. Fuck.

What’s your dirty little secret?


Subscribers, a bad memory and anal sex

6 05 2009

So I just decided to check out the details of SATTS on Google Reader.

Holy testicles! There are 61 subscribers?!

That means there have been at least, oh, sayyy…. two of you out there wondering why the hell we suck so much at this blogging thing!

So sorry.

No really, I feel bad.

And I’m trying, really!

I just got NOTHIN’ in the way of sexy blog material for y’all. I keep racking my brain for some distant memories of crazy sex while I was in College Town but… damn. BF and I have been together about two years now and I’m sorry but the pot my sophomore year has wreaked havoc on my memory.

So I’m trying.

In the meantime, here’s something I’ve been wondering about (but gawd I don’t know why, because – and I’m being honest here and if I can’t be honest here where can I be? – I realllllllllllly don’t think I’d ever try it): What in the hell is so damn appealing about anal sex? I’m counting on SOMEBODY out there to help me out on this because I just. don’t get it.


They-don’t-call-it-“exit-only”-for-nothing-slash-in-my-vag-only-please girl


we’re here to please.

24 04 2009

Okay, so I dunno about Christina, but I’m having trouble coming up with anything to write about lately.

So here’s the deal. I’m up for some Q&A time. Let’s get some good questions from you guys. You can either comment us back or email us (sexsatchel.courtney at or sexsatchel.christina at, that way we will be writing about something you guys will enjoy reading!

If you’re reading this, you’ve been tagged to come up with a question for either Christina or myself (or both of us) to answer!

Let’s get creative, people!

exes and oh!s,

No socks for you!

24 04 2009

BF and I spent last weekend out of town at a friends’ house of his. The two are married and have a little girl, but that’s another story for another day (read: NO I’m not pregnant, no we’re not trying but yes, we’ve been practicing).

The girl, who I’ll call Northern Girl (because they live north of us and, well, she’s a girl), and I have gotten to be pretty good friends and we found ourselves having an interesting discussion…

You know what drives me crazy?

Tryin’ to get freaky when ya got nothin’ but socks on. C’mon. Seriously? You’re buck ass naked with tube socks up to your shins and you’re tryin’ to get some of this? I do not think so.

Because when I get laid, whether we’re making love (not that I’d ever write about that because YAWN boring, right? right) or if I’m getting pounded (because hey, sometimes a girl likes it rough), I like to feel sexy. And a man wearing only socks? Is not sexy.

Unless you’re Gerard Butler. I might let him slide in the tube socks.

But seriously? What are you guys thinking, leaving your socks on?

What’s your nookie no-no?



24 04 2009

Soooooo, I get to see the family in about a week. And my bff if she’s got time for me… so that’s pretty exciting!

Ugh, Its always something I dread doing, but when I have to (since I’m moving), its another story. So, after my 2nd romp session with STS today, I headed into my room to do the deed: clean out the closet. But then I saw my laptop and thought of all of you wonderful people, and here I am!

So would you fuck me already? Its Thursday (I love that I can make any day I want to into a theme day, btw)!

Arm Chair, anyone? Has anyone ever done this? What do you think of it?

exes and oh!s,